mountainwitchgnome says

I cant take anymore. I was ok with sharing America with people that cant speak English but they have gone to far when they start changing the National Anthem and The Pledge, this is where I draw the line and say if you want to live in America then like the rest of us be Americans you can speak your language among yourselves and you can fly your flags on your house but you start messing with The American Flag, The National Anthem and The Pledge then I will personally kick your butts back to where ever you came from..................There has been enough damage to America already what with 9-11 and Hurricanes and Tornados and taking God out of everything..........Enough is enough Leave us alone. You dont like the way Americans pray, our songs, our language, etc. then go home......

Congratulations

Happy May Birthdays
May 5th -Aurelia and Billy

Congrats on Graduating From
High School
Maddie on May 19th
James on May 21st

Congrats on Graduating From
Eighth Grade
Wolfgang

Congrats On Making Your
1st Communion
Jarod on May 20th

Lindsey is being confirmed on June 11th!

Welcome from mountainwitchgnome

Welcome to the family Maria Veronica Rose (Little Rose) born 4-29-06, wt: 6lbs. 11 oz. ht: 20in. We all love you!
Congrats Vinnie and Patty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDICT FROM THE QUEEN GNOME

ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL FRUIT OF MY LOINS: By the Royal Press

On Wednesday, April 26, 2006, Queen Gnome has granted "Honorary Gnomeship" to her Personal Trainer, Jordan.
Jordan has been honored for his "Outstanding Dedication & Healing" to the Queen Gnome herself.
Stated the QG "Jordan is absolutely loverly, what a delight he has been for me in my healing process. I shall sorely miss his visits"
Please welcome him into our Gnomedom. Congratulations Jordan, and WELCOME!

Update from mountainwitchgnome

I just wanted to let you all know Christina has completed all her classes for medical coding and will hopefully be taking the state exam in June. Wish her luck because it is a very hard test and not many people pass it the 1st time around but I know my baby will cause shes very smart and she deserves this she has worked hard for this and as Jim knows it is very hard to work full time, go to school and raise kids. I am so proud of her for making a better life for her and my grand babies. Love ya, All

itsallaboutmegnome

Tomcat had their baby. Now, about the placenta thing. Ok, if he wants to eat it, eat it, he's just about strange enough to do so. However, about this Scientology thing. Come on!!!! A cult started by a Sci Fi novelist? Aliens invading the earth 10 thousand years ago and putting viruses in our bodies? What in the hell are they thinking? Are people that gullible? Pulease!!!! Kim, what the hell is going on out their in Soddom and Gomorrah? I guess all that silicone and botox injections and collagen has finally gone to their brains and eaten away at what little gray matter they had left. Kim, please don't tell me you believe this stuff do you? It's time you come home. Get out while you still can. St. Augustine needs a good theatre..........

New update from mountainwitchgnome

The Queengnomes oldest great granddaughter( Abby) called me up and announced she is now a woman. She now has the right to really be a little bitch once a month. I really feel for Christina cause her and Abby are so much alike they are really going to butt heads now, but most of all I feel for the guys in the family lets just hope they get it over with the same time each month so they have three weeks of sanity. If there ever is any sanity with that many people just like Jims house its a zoo....HAHA!!!!!!! Love ya all, Barb

Political Statement from the Marshgnome (formally known as frozenipples)

If you want to live in this country you must expect to live by our rules and follow our laws. You must learn to speak our language and pledge allegiance to our flag. If you are so proud of where you come from that you must wave your flag at our capitals then why are you here? If you do not like the way we do things in this country, why not go back to wherever it is you came from. Do not demand rights in this country if you are not willing to become a legal U.S. citizen. Until then you have no rights!

mountainwitchgnome says

Hi all, I just wanted to let you know that Teresa will have surgery on May 11th and it looks like she will have to have a hystorectomy(sp) but atleast they will beable to remove all the cist(sp). She is in good spirits about it all so please keep her mood up by staying positive with her. Rae, Dont forget to take a rubber suit and a mask when you go to Vinnie and Pattys house you might even want to take an air tank so you can breathe. Dont take a shower or bath there cause who knows whats growing in that tub............Love ya all, Barb

itsallaboutmegnome

Alas, we did not win the lottery. However, if I would have combined all the numbers, we would have won a free ticket. I will save the numbers each of you have given me and continue trying. Who knows. It could happen.

So, next week I get to see Vinnie and Patty. Yeah. I plan on bringing lots of cleaning supplies. If I'm lucky, I will be there when the hatching begins. Wish me luck. I wish Patty and Vinnie luck. As long as they are happy.

I went to mom's last weekend and gave her a pedicure and manicure. What a good daughter I am. What did all of you do last weekend? I'm sure mother appreciated all your good deeds you did on her behalf.

Well, since all of you are LOSERS with picking the winning numbers, I have to get back to work!!!!!

Barb, thanks so much for the goodies. I will definately see Billy on Sunday and bring him his duckie.

Love to all

Happy Easter

mountainwitchgnome says

Hi all, I know I posted my Easter greeting early but I always start early on Holidays. The tornados that have touched down in Tennessee have all been to the west of me which I thank God for and I also pray for the ones that lost everything and for the families that lost loved ones and I hope you will keep them in your prayers as well. Please keep Teresa in your prayers that they can remove the cist(sp) and that it is not cancerous and that they can remove it without having to do a hysterectomy(sp). Love to all and I hope you have a great week.............Barb

Get well princessgnomekim from mountainwitchgnome

Princessgnomekim, Here is a bowl of chicken noodle soup to help you feel better. Get well soon.........Love ya!

Happy April Birthdays

Wesley Yauch - April 15th
Lindsey Firari - April 17th
Nancy Cilento - April 19th
Brandon Muller - April 19th

Tony and girlfriend Melissa at 21st party!