EDICT FROM THE QUEEN GNOME
ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL FRUIT OF MY LOINS: By the Royal Press
On Wednesday, April 26, 2006, Queen Gnome has granted "Honorary Gnomeship" to her Personal Trainer, Jordan.
Jordan has been honored for his "Outstanding Dedication & Healing" to the Queen Gnome herself.
Stated the QG "Jordan is absolutely loverly, what a delight he has been for me in my healing process. I shall sorely miss his visits"
Please welcome him into our Gnomedom. Congratulations Jordan, and WELCOME!
On Wednesday, April 26, 2006, Queen Gnome has granted "Honorary Gnomeship" to her Personal Trainer, Jordan.
Jordan has been honored for his "Outstanding Dedication & Healing" to the Queen Gnome herself.
Stated the QG "Jordan is absolutely loverly, what a delight he has been for me in my healing process. I shall sorely miss his visits"
Please welcome him into our Gnomedom. Congratulations Jordan, and WELCOME!
3 Comments:
Welcome Jordan and thank you for helping the queengnome...........
I hope you washed your ahnds and covered your eyes - a blind therapists won't be of much good too anyone!
Dahling. Welcome I hope you know what you're getting yourself into. Thanks for taking care of our Queen Mother. There will be a very nice place waiting for you in heaven.
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