El Nin'o - by itsallaboutmegnome

For once, and only this once, the liberals are right. We do have a situation causing havoc on the weather around the world. However (comma) the cause of this havoc is not "Global Warning" as most liberals claim. Nay I say, Nay. The real issue is "illegal aliens". No, really. You have all these mexicans coming into our country. Where does the word El Nin'o originate? Hmmm? And La Nin'a? What about her? All these illegals are rushing in, bringing in all kinds of foreign plants, animals, insects, who knows what else, and our eco system as we know it in North America is just not used to these foreign objects invading the land.

You've all heard about how a butterfly's wings can cause a hurricane thousands of miles away. Just think of what a Tequila Worm can do!

The end is nigh! We must stop this invasion, we must stop it now, before our ice caps melt. Before our crops die. Before "Old Faithful" is no longer faithful. For your children, your mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers, aunts, uncles, WE MUST STOP THIS EL NIN'O! And his sister too!