Why being single is the best by mountainwitchgnome
You can eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for dinner and not feel guilty for not cooking.
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You dont have to pretend to be in a good mood when you had a bad day.
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On Your day off you can stay in your pj's all day without someone making any comments.
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You only buy food you like.
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You can watch your favorite shows without interuption.
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You can read all day if you want and not worry about ignoring anyone.
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The bathroom is always free.
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You can soak in the tub as long as you want without someone saying they need to use the bathroom.
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You dont have to decide which side of the bed to sleep on cause you get the whole bed.
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You can go where you want and do what you want and you dont have to worry about someone getting mad at you.
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And now for the best reason of all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can eat bean soup and fart all you want cause no one knows but you.
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Feel free to add to this if you have a good reason.
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You dont have to pretend to be in a good mood when you had a bad day.
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On Your day off you can stay in your pj's all day without someone making any comments.
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You only buy food you like.
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You can watch your favorite shows without interuption.
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You can read all day if you want and not worry about ignoring anyone.
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The bathroom is always free.
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You can soak in the tub as long as you want without someone saying they need to use the bathroom.
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You dont have to decide which side of the bed to sleep on cause you get the whole bed.
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You can go where you want and do what you want and you dont have to worry about someone getting mad at you.
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And now for the best reason of all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can eat bean soup and fart all you want cause no one knows but you.
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Feel free to add to this if you have a good reason.
posted by QueenGnome | 8:42 PM
4 Comments:
I don't know who ladeng012 is but I beleive this is a hoax. I didn't click on it. It could be a virus thingy
I didnt either cause I thought the same thing...........Is there anyway to get it off our blogger?
I don't see it anymore -do you? I totally agree with this single thing by the way.
Hey I can do all that and I've been married for 35 yrs of course now Dad and I are old our senses diminish we don't see or hear or smell things like we once did. So I can eat beans and don't have to worry except when I am in an antique store. Love QMG.
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